Nigerian policy makers and implementors love fiction and we as citizens play along. I just remembered that our next census is going to be in April, immediately after the elections in February and March. If there is need for a run off presidential election, it would happen just as the census is taking off. No sane country would roll out two massive, high-cost events that require enormous logistics and security arrangements within just days apart. Sanity says that they simply cannot happen in the same year. In Nigeria, no one cares because we all know it is make belief and will not happen as planned. The elections will hold as they have to but the census will be pushed forward until the incoming government can work out how to plan, finance and roll it out in the coming years.
In fact, although the census is in the government plan, it is not even in the 2023 budget, most probably because government could not find the source for the N533 billion it needs to borrow to count Nigerians. The 2023 population and housing census would be the first digital count that will occur in Nigeria. It requires a massive geographic information system to cover the entire county, to provide geocodes for each house in the country, and it needs to be covered by satellite imaging. Digital maps of all habitations will have to be generated and software would play a key role in analysing the data. All IDPs in the country will have to be captured and the housing element will capture sanitation data for all households in the country, to allow us meet SDG Six. All these are to happen in two months time but government has not even done the appropriation required, because everyone knows it will not happen as scheduled. Nonetheless, the National Population Commission is under obligation to say that everything is going according to plan and it will happen as programmed.
Currently, we are supposed to be in the process of changing our old naira to new naira notes, which involves another massive logistics challenge. Just six weeks were allocated for the change from 15 December to 31st January. To convince us that it is for real, President Buhari was displayed on television launching the new notes. When 15th December came and banks did not have the new naira notes to distribute, except for a few samples, the take-off date was pushed to 9th February. In conformity with the six-weeks allegedly needed for the swap, the end date should have been adjusted, but it was not; hence, what needed six weeks will now be done in three weeks. Two days ago, the Central Bank warned banks to ensure they put enough new notes in their ATM machines for customers. Encouraged, I went to my bank, only to find out that they still do not have the new notes. I drew their attention to the warning of the Central Bank that they would be dealt with if they don’t give out the new notes, and the manager laughed. The Central Bank does not have the notes to give them, so the warning is just a public relations exercise, because the banks would all be afraid to expose the lies from the Central Bank for fear of repercussions, he explained.
In the coming days, people will start rejecting the old notes, as the end date approaches, but there will be serious scarcity of the new ones. The pressure will mount on government and a two-month extension for the withdrawal of the old notes will be announced and repeated, again and again. Everybody knows that will be the eventual outcome, so we just love living in our narratives of delusion.
I spoke to some people with inside information and was told essentially that the whole charade is some drama. By law, only the mint can now print our currency. However, the capacity of the mint is minuscule in relation to the volume of new notes required, as such everybody in the CBN, banks and government, know the plan will not work simply because of the capacity limitation we have. Nonetheless, we have to pretend it will work because there is a nice narrative to sell – that the currency swap will expose corrupt politicians who have stolen government money to give bribes during the coming elections, and the government is committed to its anti-corruption policy, as such it is a smart policy move to deal with corrupt politicians.
The real story is something else – some people will make a lot of money in the printing process. Central Bank staff will preside over the distribution of the scarce new notes and many will have to bribe them massively to get access to the new notes. Meanwhile, the crisis will soon become serious when markets start to breakdown as the countdown to the withdrawal comes closer. In the coming days, people will start rejecting the old notes, as the end date approaches, but there will be serious scarcity of the new ones. The pressure will mount on government and a two-month extension for the withdrawal of the old notes will be announced and repeated, again and again. Everybody knows that will be the eventual outcome, so we just love living in our narratives of delusion.
I will end with my most fascinating make-believe story of the past few weeks. The President has been repeatedly telling Nigerians that the security situation in the country has improved remarkably under his stewardship. It’s excellent fiction but as is usually the case, Nigerians know the real story. Long live policy fiction in Nigeria.
Meanwhile, the back story is the most fascinating one. Just as the policy implementation was starting, the main implementor, the Governor of the Central Bank, followed the President to the United States, then disappeared from the return flight, and apparently went into exile. The security agencies, it turned out, were trying to detain him just as the President was publicly asserting his support for the Governor. Government has refused to speak to the concerns of Nigerians of whether the CBN Governor is a terrorist financer or is being framed unfairly. The parliament has called the acting CBN Governor to find out whether enough notes have been printed and she said she did not know. The CBN Governor has not sent a press release from London to reassure Nigerians. The only thing we all know is that there is an intense process of lobbying going on for a new CBN Governor to emerge. MAYBE, just maybe, that might be the real story of printing the new currency. Someone will get a juicy job.
I will end with my most fascinating make-believe story of the past few weeks. The President has been repeatedly telling Nigerians that the security situation in the country has improved remarkably under his stewardship. It’s excellent fiction but as is usually the case, Nigerians know the real story. Long live policy fiction in Nigeria.
Atiku-Okowa AD
A professor of Political Science and development consultant/expert, Jibrin Ibrahim is a Senior Fellow of the Centre for Democracy and Development, and Chair of the Editorial Board of PREMIUM TIMES.
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