AMERICA:
Capitol street, Lincoln Avenue, #451;
That’s my house.
ENGLAND:
Downing street, Plot 122, Flat 8; SW1 2OP
See you soon.
NIGERIA:
As you’re coming eh, immediately the Okada man drop you, turn to your left you will see one shop where they’re doing DSTV subscription, follow the street after that shop; be coming, be coming, come dooooooooooown; when you reach the end of that street, do as if you want to turn left again; don’t follow your right, bad boys use to snatch phone there at night; just be coming, when you reach that kiosk where that woman is selling Kunu, look straight to your right, you will see one upstairs painted yellow and under it you also see Bet9ja office, from there, move small, there’s a mango tree with one mad man under it (don’t look at him because he is biting people); stay away from him and then flash me, I will come out and lead you to our compound.
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